Film Schools in Florida

Hey Craig, how long you been doin' this now? I mean staring into the swamps with your cam at the ready? I really shit in my pants that one of those monsters might knock over the boat. It's gonna be 'Men Who Stare at Alligators', Jim.
Well, I don't see any and I'm quite comfortable with it. The other day I did that interview with a young girl who had that nasty casting. She was reluctant to talk about it at first but then we got on well.
Sssht! Did you see those ripples on the water? Seems they're ready for the casting, since you're so interested in castings.

Didn't know this was going to be one.
Here we are, Jim. I think I have to zoom on it. It's still too far.
I'm not sorry for the distance.
Look, there's another.

Way too many smiles if you ask me. Don't they know about the importance of being earnest?
This is 'Men Who Stare at Alligators' not Oscar Wilde.
Looks like 'Alligators Who Stare at Men' if you ask me and they're looking damned hungry. Yeah that's it. We change it in 'Alligators Who Stare at Men'. Brilliant idea, Jim. You should try out film schools in Florida. We're always looking for creative chaps like you.
Is there going to be someone else on the cast, I mean except for those two guys out there? Yeah, a journalist from New York. A rather testy kinda guy quite eaten up by his job so he's going to take it literally for once.

Very funny, Craig. So what's the class your attending right now?
Spontaneous filming I would say.
And what's spontaneous about alligator-spotting?
You, Jim.

So if this is about feeding animals, I quit. Maybe I can find someone who's actuallly acting in a play or so who I can ask a few questions.
But didn't you say you needed someone special for the New York Times feuilleton on young artists?

And you said you were going to be a director much heard of some day. You could be sure of that if I gave you a little push right now. If only you could see your face. This is going to be good stuff. Hey Craig, look at that light on your cam. Thank God it's low battery.

Lucky one. Maybe tomorrow?
No thank you. Be gone tomorrow.